February 2012
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January 2012
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Happy ending?
Emessai Zeal: What classes are you taking?
Jimmo: cultural chinese cinema
Jimmo: and ironically
Jimmo: we havent watched a film with a happy ending
Emessai Zeal: Why is that ironic?
Emessai Zeal: Oh.
Emessai Zeal: I get it.
Emessai Zeal: HAH
Emessai Zeal: Okay that was actually pretty funny.
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ALL CAPS MEANS ANGER!!!
Jimmo: drop
Jimmo: mother fuckin
Jimmo: box
Emessai Zeal: I'll drop your box.
Jimmo: >:|
Emessai Zeal: OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN PANTS
Jimmo: DONT HAVE CALM DOWN PANTS
Jimmo: ONLY GOT ANGRY PANTS CUZ IT WAS ON SALE
Topical, isn't it?
Jessie Fan: Sorry
Jessie Fan: I don't censor what comes out of my mouth
Jessie Fan: I should do that...
Me: ...
Me: Why?
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Clueless, I sometimes am
Me: Sorry man. D:
Ross Adams: YOU WILL BE
Ross Adams: ...YOU. WILL. BE.
Ross Adams: *is Yoda*
Me: Yoda says that?
Ross Adams: OH MY GOD TODD
December 2011
1 post
Uppercut to the chin
I guess it’s time to click my head back into place and be cool. I think the little neck gears were stuck for a bit, but with some delicately applied, yet quite necessary pressure, it’s back on now. And. I’m cool. Red and I (or I can be red, don’t matta) were like *fist bump* and that’s that. Yeah I d’nno why I used Tumblr to say this but whatever. Also pretend...
August 2011
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Video games with online passes - are they fair?
What do you fair and fine people think of the one-time-use codes such as the “online pass” or “VIP pass” sort of things being featured in games over the past year or so? Is it unfair? Is it a bullshit way for companies to make more money? Or are these passes fair to the developer, evening the playing field as used game sales give no money to the developer? Should people...
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Mother, I'm Here (Zulf's Theme) - Bastion OST
Song link:
http://supergiantgames.bandcamp.com/track/mother-im-here-zulfs-theme
I sit in my cell,
Fly, the wind it will take me.
Back to my home, sweet home.
Lie on my back,
Clouds are making way for me,
I’m coming home, sweet home.
I see your star, you left it burnin’ for me
Mother, I’m here.
Eyes open wide,
Feel your heart and it’s glowin’
I’m...
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Zia's Song - Bastion
I dig my hole you build a wall, I dig my hole you build a wall, One day that wall is gonna’ fall~
Gon’ build that city on a hill, gon’ build that city on a hill, Some day those tears are gonna’ spill~
So build that wall and build it strong ‘Cause we’ll be there before too long~
Gon’ build that wall up to the sky, Gon’ build that wall up to the...
July 2011
8 posts
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Mutual disappointment
Mom: Are you paying the electricity bill? Nope.
Me: Are you a flying monkey? Nope. See, now we're both not something.
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Conversations are some of my favorite things in...
And so it makes me smile every time someone likes one of the many conversations I post here.
I know a lot of them have in-jokes or strange out of context quotes so I’m just glad someone else can find the humor in them. Maybe I should try posting some of the more thoughtful or incomplete conversations I have, maybe that’d provide more intrigue for people out there.
…
Or maybe...
Google+ can post .gifs...
If they add a tagging system, the social redundancy between G+ and Tumblr will likely not bode well for Tumblr. Something for everyone to keep in mind.
But if NOT then fuck it~
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Fun Halo Forge Game
Fun Halo game: get a group of buddies together (step 1 in anything Halo, really) and go into Forge. Find a nice decent-sized play space. Now, each player gets $1000 budget to place structure pieces only and nobody can touch anyone else’s stuff. When you’re done, put spawns all over the place and negotiate gadgets if necessary. Play Fiesta (double random weapons) on your map and you...
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June 2011
13 posts
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How many ideas does it take to get to the center...
The world may never know.
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SAURiously CERBerus
Emessai Zeal: You're not a Saurian. You're a CERBIAN! HAW HAW HAW
Cerbaderb: ...shut up
Emessai Zeal: BEST. EVER. Don't lie.
Cerbaderb: Horrible joke is horrible
Emessai Zeal: You laughed inside.
Cerbaderb: Nope
Emessai Zeal: Oh fuck you.
Cerbaderb: SAURy
Cerbaderb: HAHAHAHAHA
Cerbaderb: BaaaaaaaHAHAHA
Cerbaderb: Ha
Emessai Zeal: *facepalm*
Cerbaderb: Mine was better admit it
Emessai Zeal: Uh, no, because Cerbian is a reference to something, that is people from Serbia, and your original statement was about a place of origin, but I also included your online alias. Mine was equally clever but on more levels. So. /universal definition of hilarious
Cerbaderb: It might have been had i actually been serbian. Unfortunately mine was only funny on the SAURface.
Cerbaderb: BAHAAAAAAAAA
Emessai Zeal: Haha, that's a little funnier.
Cerbaderb: Good cuz i think im out
Emessai Zeal: Haha.
Emessai Zeal: SAURiously? How disappointing.
Cerbaderb: ...dammit
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Eye for an I
Kelly Mai: Okay cool I'll do that.
Kelly Mai: but first. . .
Kelly Mai: I need to fix my vision. Oo
Emessai Zeal: Ohshi-
Kelly Mai: things just got really blury. . .
Kelly Mai: In one eye.
Emessai Zeal: Did you get stabbed? I hope not.
Kelly Mai: eye hope not either~
Kelly Mai: But I'm fine.
Kelly Mai: hah
Emessai Zeal: I think I need to go die for a bit after hearing that.
This is my life.
I like to sneak out and creep up on couples that make out against their cars at midnight. It’s pretty fun. Not that I do it on purpose or anything. It’s just so hilarious.
P.S. This wasn’t Todd.
This was Taskmaster… You know, from the Deadpool series… The guy that hates Iron Man? Yeah, this has been me. *shoots magenta arrows at the sky* *poof*
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Some days I look outside and can't help but...
As though it were my fault.
Technological difficulties
My Mom loves to get new stuff and very recently she got a new receiver. I don’t understand how a device which routes all of your cables and this and that into it and funnels it into a TV can be so mother fucking complicated. How is it that something as easy as choosing between HDMI and Component isn’t on the fucking remote. How is it that the remote is full of stupid fucking terms that...
Cross.
I feel it in my brow.
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Grammar- How it Works
Me: If I say, "I feel remiss", is that correct?
Mom: In what context?
Me: Well "remiss" is the adjective form, there's no verb form, so if I said "I would feel remiss if I didn't-" like eat cake or something, what ever, that makes sense right?
Mom: Well if it's the adjective form, then yes, it just sounds off.
Me: Man I love English.
Mom: Sometimes.
Me: Nope, all the time; it's a big pile of shit.
-Mom laughs-
Dad: Yup! Exactly.
A family of clever stays together
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“I love Reptile’s goopy energy balls.”
– Cerberus Blade, it was far too easy
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Lame boyfriends: How to Deal with Me- I mean them
Emessai Zeal: I think I'll make it involve Cinnamon Toast crunch too, which I intend to eat veeeeery soon.
Emessai Zeal: Because it's delicious. Like you, except you're not covered in cinnamon... for some reason...
Phunkie: *shrug8
Phunkie: **!!!!
Emessai Zeal: Note to self: purchase barrel of cinnamon.
Phunkie: Why?
Emessai Zeal: Nooooo reason~ ;D
Emessai Zeal: Certainly not going to dip you in it.
Phunkie: You can't DIP someone in cinnamon. Plus, it's gonna come off :o
Emessai Zeal: First, I can dip someone in anything, I'm pretty impressive sometimes, and second off, I'm going to cover you in milk first of course. Which involves dipping as well!
Phunkie: I am not cereal stick -___-
Emessai Zeal: No you're not, but you are delicious.
Phunkie: Sigh.
Emessai Zeal: Best logic evar.
Phunkie: Not really. c:
Emessai Zeal: Hm.. what's that... I think I smell... *sniff sniff*, ah, indeed I do, smells like h8terade in here.
Emessai Zeal: All the hate, none of the electrolytes.
Phunkie: ........
Phunkie: *walks out of chat room/box thingy*
Emessai Zeal: P'FAHAHAHHAA! xD
Emessai Zeal: Just too funny huh?
Phunkie: That was SO LAME. I had no response. But it was funny. Only cause it was corny.
She gets me. : )
There is no agent of metaphysical law which enforces justice against the crimes a troubled soul inflicts upon themselves like that of logic.
May 2011
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Our Society
I was going through Tumblr’s #everymanshouldknowhowto tag and found some pretty hilarious results. The most frequent is probably “treat a woman right” or variations thereof, also a lot featuring making a girl cum, knowing what to do about a bitch, massaging a girl’s feet, treating their mother’s correctly, know when to shut up, and be the breadwinner in a...
Man singing on the bus
There’s something about presuming nobody minds or that they care to hear your particular brand of singing on public transportation that bugs the shit out of me. It’s within their rights and such but I sure would love not having to hear it. There’s something about the enclosed environment and proximity of a bus that makes it seem incredibly inconsiderate.
What do you think on the matter?
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Pathways
Life travels in a straight line, It begins, it proceeds, it ends. Potential rises and falls, Lead by the will, the mind, the soul. Decisions branch and extend, With ramifications, hesitations, misconceptions. Time is unaccounted for, Straight, ciclical, angular- is it even infinite? Individuals walk the many pathways, Etching memories into history.
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Classy Conversation
Emessai Zeal: I win~
Kelly Mai: Terrible
Emessai Zeal: You'll live I hope.
Kelly Mai: Herp
Kelly Mai: blah
Kelly Mai: dooodle
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Move up to a .45
Put them down with one round.
Should've Gone to the Store
Wake up on a Friday morning, go to the kitchen. Grab my bowl, grab a spoon, pick up my Cinnamon Toast Crunch and head to the fridge.
No more milk.
Extreme sadness.
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If LA Noire is any indicator, parkour was largely...
First thing in the Morning
*wakes up and walks to the kitchen and back, parents are both in the main room*
Mom: “Todd?” … Mom: “Tooodd?” … Mom: “TODD!?” Thinks: “WHO THE FUCK ELSE!??!?!?!?!?!” Says: “Yes, what is it?” Mom: “Oh, okay. You know you could say good morning or something.” /explode
Improvisational Story
Person: me Event: koala sitting on my head Verb: tickle
A blood thirsty koala attacked my head with it’s colossal bum! There I was just taking a walk through a eucalyptus forest like I do every day then BAM he falls out of the sky with a listless evil the likes of which I’ve never known! He stared at me with a quiet tiredness, but I knew he was up to something. I tried everything, poking, doing a...
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Not Getting the Message
Coworker: Are you working today?
Me: Yes; as a son. Playing board games all day.
Coworker: Yay work lol when are you working?
Me: Right now. Bored as hell.
Coworker: Haha is it busy right now? I'm guessing not because you are texting me.
Me: You're not getting the joke, haha. I'm playing board games all day with my Mom.
Coworker: Um nope, what's the joke?
Me: Working as a son... for Mother's Day.
Coworker: Ooh I got you haha what are you doing for your Mom for Mother's Day?
Me: Playing board games! Pay attention!
Coworker: Oooh, sorry I have a short attention span. Tell your Mom happy Birthday for me even though I don't know her!
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How is it that no woman in Family Guy has a...
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Brink is in the 360 case in my Gamestop staring at...
My parents' capacity to ruin my day in minutes...