February 2010
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Today, I am Keeping Occupied!
Man, lately I’ve just been doin’ a lot. Oo I’ve been secretly working on a gift for Ms. Sunflower for our six-month anniversary, but since that day passed and we didn’t get to see each other, I let her know since technically she should’ve found out that day. Certainly is a lot of work, but hey, it’s worth it to pay tribute to such a wonderful occasion. So...
January 2010
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Gandhi
Todd: See, you said this: .... ...
Anna: ...
Todd: See? I made my point by saying nothing. Aren't I creative? Nobody does that, never been done before.
Anna: Isn't that what Gandhi did?
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Today, I am an Observor.
This lady’s on Pet Society in the middle of Psych. I wish to look upon her piously but I’m also doing other things. My justification is the amount of notes I still manage to take. Why come to class and completely ignore everything? Stay home. :P
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How Euphemisms Are Made
Tiffanie Cheng:
well yes i have been to dances
but i dont participate in those dance moves
that resemble a demonstration
erm
like a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
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Today, I am a Gamer.
Albeit a poor one. I’ve been playing Wonderking Online with a bunch of friends and it’s surprisingly entertaining. Normally these kinds of games, that is, 2D MMORPGS, are horrible (i.e. Maplestory) but the last one I played, La Tale, wasn’t bad and this one’s even a step above that. Unfortunately a lot of it is ripped straight from Maplestory, kinda’ takes away from...
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The Only Funny Thing in Stroker & Hoop
Leader: You are what you eat!
Cult: Eat a person be a person.
Stroker: You are what you eat huh?
Leader: Yeees.
Stroker: I eat hamburgers, so that makes me… a hamburger.
Leader: Yees.
Stroker: So if you eat me, that’d make you a hamburger.
Cult: *stops chanting*
Leader: … Do not listen to the forked tongue of the nonbeliever!
El oh el.
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Molestation in Games is Comical!
Note: Vince = Mitzuki; Theomil = Me
Mitzuki: (to Calvin) I'm female, and I use two-handed swords, not sword and shield.
Theomil: Yea. She has boobs. See? *poke*
Mitzuki uses Flame Break (big fiery sword attack)
Theomil has fled the scene
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Think Before you Speak
Guy: What if pregnant mothers smoke pot and cigarettes? How are the effects tracked?
Prof: You raise a good point. We can't entirely tell what chemicals result in what negative effects. It's not exactly possible to take like five pregnant mothers and make them smoke or other things, you know, we just can't do that.
Guy: We could if they were from a third world country.
Prof: ... I hope you intend to take that back.
Guy: Sorry, sorry.
Prof: What was I saying... Gosh, what an outrageous thing to say.
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Today, I am Impatient.
According to Eventhubs, there’s a high likelyhood that Dudley, Makoto and Ibuki are all playable in SSFIV. And a character named “Hakan”, whoever that is. Either way? Hurrythefuckupandconfirmthisplease.
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“Kings and Queens and girls on swings.”
– Prof. Impert, Art 11A
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“Sometimes you just gotta’ go for style points. Hooah.”
– Sarge, Red vs. Blue: Relocated
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Today, I am SUCH a FAN!
Gosh, no matter how many fucking times I watch it, no matter how much of it I’ve memorized, nor how much of it I’ve considered in-depth, I still, still get goosebumps from the end of Reconstruction. I mean, I loved Recreation, a lot more laughs, but gosh Reconstruction was just a writing masterpiece. It’s amazing, and I know I’ve said this countless times, but it’s...
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“Being wrong isn’t a democracy.”
– Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction
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Pasadena City College’s registration system has been done for me for the last two days. How the fuck am I supposed to add my classes?
Formspring
dnphotographer:
The only bizzare place where people can ask you the most random questions for the fun of it
Yea not really. Ever heard of Omegle.com? Go there.
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Today, I am Busy.
Lotsa’ stuffs to talk about today! So let’s see… Well, chronological order I suppose.
Money Issue:
Woke up too early so I went back to bed, good stuff, but when I managed to make my way to the credit union I was gravely disappointed to hear how much money I had left. Considering how much I started with, I’ve made some pretty poor decisions lately. That’s no fun. So...
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“Your face is a logic train!”
– Cecila “Sheeps” Banh
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Today, I am still a Fan.
I find it funny that Tucker’s new vehicle is, within the limits of the game, built for only one person. I’m not sure if they meant it to be that way just ‘cause it’s cool, or ‘cause it’d be ironic since he still can’t pick up chicks, but I certainly find it amusing.
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Today, I am Fit!
11.6 miles total today~ 6.1 mostly downhill, 5.6 mostly uphill. Why? ‘Cause I’m not good at remembering directions and ended up going “the long way” at certain parts. Think of a diamond. Instead of like this <|>, I went along the <. In real life it doesn’t look that way, but it works out to about that bad of a fuck-up, and cost me… what like a whole...
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Today, I am Slow.
Only 10/128 cards accounted for. Since there will be four of most of the equipments and two of most of the skills, I’ve actually got more like… 22. Still low. Too many other things to do I suppose.
Good night. Gunna’ fail to add classes tomorrow. WOOTSAUCE~
Overheard in NY
Girl #1: I was reading this article about sexual fantasies that are better if they stay fantasies.
Girl #2: Like mermen?
Girl #1: I think they meant, like, titty-fucking and threesomes, but sure.
Girl #2: But mermen... That's pretty complicated.
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Today, I am Thoroughly Pleased.
Finally finished Darksiders. Those of you who know my checkered past with games from the Legend of Zelda and Metroid series know that I’m not the biggest fan of backtracking, so I eventually said “Fuck it!” to the whole idea of collecting everything (so long, 200 or so gamerscore, perhaps if I do another playthrough I might see you down the road) and fought the last boss.
I...
Today, I am a Fan.
xilaii:
emessai:
The Drunk Tank is so full of win. Only drawback? I have to listen to it with like five IMDB tabs out.
Oh man. I’ve not listened to the Drunk Tank in over a month. :(. Well, not a new one at least. I miss Joel <3. xD
Ah man you’re missing a lot! That’s why I like the bus and walking places. Gives me a chance to listen to podcasts ‘cause it’s tough...
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Today, I am a Fan.
The Drunk Tank is so full of win. Only drawback? I have to listen to it with like five IMDB tabs out.
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Today, I am Troubled.
Feels like one of those days. One of those days where every sentence you say to yourself is followed by another, beginning with something along the lines of “Yea, but-“. And all the positives are outweighed by the negatives because you can’t deal with them at that moment in time, even though the positives are worth it. Like going to any theme park. Most times people don’t...
Back to Reality
rebeccaxvaladez:
Today I leave back for Soka. I’m almost packed, I just have some toiletries and other random things I brought/bought for my dorm room. Um side note, the cat is sitting next to me and is snoring.
Anyways, Anantha FBed me and said I was a pro at tumblr now and that I was the one saying tumblr is so confusing, which it still is by the way. But I actually just try to copy what she...
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Metaphorgasm.
Emessai Zeal 2: 14 am
And thus the hand of fate is tempted~ xD
Vincent Liu 2: 14 am
Fate does funny things
Emessai Zeal 2: 14 am
Like rip people apart.
Vincent Liu 2: 15 am
Or put people together. Or just poke fun at them
Emessai Zeal 2: 15 am
Mostly that last one, yea.
Vincent Liu 2: 15 am
It works hand in hand with Life xD
Emessai Zeal 2: 15 am
And they're rather good jugglers.
Vincent Liu 2: 16 am
Seriously -.-|||
Vincent Liu 2: 16 am
Besides when they drop you
Emessai Zeal 2: 16 am
Yea that part sucks.
Vincent Liu 2: 17 am
Then it feels like you've hit a wall...or a floor, in Fate's perspective
Emessai Zeal 2: 17 am
Sometimes even the ceiling, and then you realized it's not so awesome, and you immediately crash into and sometimes though the floor.
Vincent Liu 2: 18 am
And then it hurts more. Stupid laws of gravity. And Hope. Huh...this reference is scarily accurate..
Emessai Zeal 2: 19 am
Metaphorgasm.
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“Okay let’s just say this: I drove the tank and some people got...”
– Caboose, Red vs. Blue: Recreation
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Today, I am Dexter.
Woooow, minus the stubble, that last picture I posted totally looks like Dexter minus the stubble. I feel like I should go look at some blood.
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“Pongo doesn’t like your buuullshiiiit.”
– Pongo, RT Shorts
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Today, I am a Designer.
Totally proud of myself. I actually finished the whole card game design outline for my game, Time Gladiators, and have already ordered the cardstock necessary to make a prototype. In the mean time, I’ve begun work on the individual cards. Ah’ feel great~
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“I aaaaam Supergus! I solve the world’s problems with sarcasaaaaam…...”
– Super Gus, RT Shorts
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“No, silly! You have to be in the box, that’s where all the ice is!”
– Geoff Ramsey, RT Shorts
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“LOOK WITHOUT ANY OFFENSE USA IS THE DUMBEST AND FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD...”
– Some Moron in a Trade Channel on World of Warcraft, making an excellent point in ALL CAPS.
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No TV for Todd
Kelly Mai 11: 50 pm
I'm just sitting around watching Tv. : p And chattin'~
Emessai Zeal 11: 51 pm
Ah.
Emessai Zeal 11: 51 pm
If it weren't for the latter part.
Kelly Mai 11: 54 pm
Haha. If it weren't for that then what?
Emessai Zeal 11: 55 pm
Then BO-RING.
Kelly Mai 11: 55 pm
Lawl.
Emessai Zeal 11: 56 pm
I dun' like watching TV anymore unless I'm doing other things.
Kelly Mai 11: 56 pm
Haha. Thats. . .actaully kinda weird.
Emessai Zeal 11: 57 pm
Why? I don't like just sitting there.
Kelly Mai 11: 58 pm
Well no its not all that weird now that I'mthinkin' about it. When I sti there and watch the telle, I fall asleep. ;p
Emessai Zeal 11: 59 pm
Exactly. Body says "Well you don't need me? Fine. FUCK you."
Kelly Mai 12: 00 am
Lollllllll
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Todd says "PFAHAHA." I say "PWAHAHA."
Emessai Zeal : Anyways, is there some sort of jutsu I have to perform to release myself?
Emessai Zeal : Or is that too nerdy for you to get?
shhhromefell : PWAHAHAHA
shhhromefell : i have no idea what you were referring to
shhhromefell : but
shhhromefell : that's TOTALLY WHAT SHE SAID
Emessai Zeal : P'FAHAHAHA!
Emessai Zeal : THAT! THAT, my dear friend, was THE BEST "That's what she said!" joke I've ever heard.
shhhromefell : I KNOW
Emessai Zeal : And you fuckin' called that shit OUT.
shhhromefell : i laughed so hard...
Emessai Zeal : I tip my hat to you. *tips hat*
shhhromefell : *bow*
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Today, I am Unique.
Google search “Emessai”. I got tired by page ten, but every single link is to me. There are no Emessai’s represent that I can’t account for (or that aren’t random). That is, nobody else apparently in the entire internet uses that alias. I’m pretty proud of myself. In honor of this accomplishment of mediocrity, allow me to tell the short origin story of...