Tumblessai

Not Getting the Message

Coworker: Are you working today?
Me: Yes; as a son. Playing board games all day.
Coworker: Yay work lol when are you working?
Me: Right now. Bored as hell.
Coworker: Haha is it busy right now? I'm guessing not because you are texting me.
Me: You're not getting the joke, haha. I'm playing board games all day with my Mom.
Coworker: Um nope, what's the joke?
Me: Working as a son... for Mother's Day.
Coworker: Ooh I got you haha what are you doing for your Mom for Mother's Day?
Me: Playing board games! Pay attention!
Coworker: Oooh, sorry I have a short attention span. Tell your Mom happy Birthday for me even though I don't know her!