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Improvisational Story

Person: me
Event: koala sitting on my head
Verb: tickle

A blood thirsty koala attacked my head with it’s colossal bum! There I was just taking a walk through a eucalyptus forest like I do every day then BAM he falls out of the sky with a listless evil the likes of which I’ve never known! He stared at me with a quiet tiredness, but I knew he was up to something. I tried everything, poking, doing a backflip, lighting myself on fire, but nothing worked! And then I thought of my girlfriend and her weakness against tickling and decided perhaps it would work on the Koala! Lo and behold he budged and fidgeted until he fell off my head in a drugged out stupor. All was safe.

This story is dedicated to my silly-ass girlfriend whom I strive to entertain as much as possible. :D

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I'm the Guide Coordinator and a writer for www.xblafans.com, I also participate in their podcast. This blog is where my brain goes to leak secrets to the internet.

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