First thing in the Morning
*wakes up and walks to the kitchen and back, parents are both in the main room*
Mom: “Todd?”
…
Mom: “Tooodd?”
…
Mom: “TODD!?”
Thinks: “WHO THE FUCK ELSE!??!?!?!?!?!”
Says: “Yes, what is it?”
Mom: “Oh, okay. You know you could say good morning or something.”
/explode
