Today, I am Groovin’

And it’d better fucking stay that way. Last night I had quite the conversation with May. Got some stuff off m’chest, that always feels good. It was overall-enjoyable, went to sleep happy. Woke up, Mom stepped all over my mood, chewed it up then vomited it into a flame thrower. She likes to ruin everything I enjoy.


But then? This song came on. Now I’m groovin’, and I intend to stay that way.

Groovin’~

Of Mothers and Gaming

  • Mom: *zaps wolves to death in Fable III*
  • Me: You turned them into skeletons!
  • Mom: Well they got electrocuted, that's just how it goes.
  • Sometimes, I can't help but smile. : ]

Mothers- How do they Work?

My Mom just asked me a question, then I answered, and then she said “Why do I even ask?”

WHY INDEED!?!?

Stop lying, stop manipulating, just be nicer!

Arrested Development, Michael talking to his mother. Or. Talking at his mother.

I’m hatin’ on mothers aren’t I?

Mutual disappointment

  • Mom: Are you paying the electricity bill? Nope.
  • Me: Are you a flying monkey? Nope. See, now we're both not something.