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Today, I am Punny

  • May Li: I'm hanging clothes.
  • Emessai Zeal: Ooh. What did they do?
  • You know why we work together? Because she can stand my puns. ;D
    • #May
    • #puns
  • 2 years ago
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Punforgivable 1

  • Me: So what's up? Are you here and such?
  • Anna: The plane just landed. So technically yes.
  • Me: Oh you took a plane? Along which axis?
  • With me, you just can't go walking into puns like that. Or if you do, guard your face, because a facepalm will be incoming.
    • #puns
  • 1 year ago
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Punterific

  • Anna: I've just had a long day so I get confused easily. Bear with me.
  • Todd: Well that must be scary. No wonder you're confused!
  • Why was her day so long? She was mall-ed to death!
  • Actually it's not, but... y'know what ever.
    • #puns
    • #pun
    • #bears
  • 1 year ago
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Happy ending?

  • Emessai Zeal: What classes are you taking?
  • Jimmo: cultural chinese cinema
  • Jimmo: and ironically
  • Jimmo: we havent watched a film with a happy ending
  • Emessai Zeal: Why is that ironic?
  • Emessai Zeal: Oh.
  • Emessai Zeal: I get it.
  • Emessai Zeal: HAH
  • Emessai Zeal: Okay that was actually pretty funny.
    • #happy ending
    • #Chinese massage
    • #puns
  • 4 months ago
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I'm the Guide Coordinator and a writer for www.xblafans.com, I also participate in their podcast. This blog is where my brain goes to leak secrets to the internet.

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